Knock Knock

Tonight was my first night working in over a week. I worked for 5 hours, drove 32 miles, took 7 deliveries and made $13 in tips.

My wife called me at work to stop at the new Wal-Mart on my way home for milk, cheese slices, fruit juice, and apples. After buying $7 of gas with my reimbursement ($1.05 per delivery), and getting the groceries, I came home with less than a buck.

The only interesting delivery tonight was the very last one. The girl who came to the door told me, "You knock like the po-lice."

"Yeah and I have a big spotlight in my car too," I replied.