Update - eBay removed the listing overnight. They thought we were trying to get around their fees by listing the high shipping cost. We have relisted the auction with an opening price of $75 and free shipping. I edited the link in the original post.
Unfortunately, although we have now spelled Calvary correct (I hope) we lost all of the humorous questions and answers.
The new url is http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270221152240