How about a penny for 3 hours work?
I was scheduled to work 6-close but I went in at 10PM tonight because of a family situation ... I figured I would get a few deliveries and help close up.
Well I did dishes for most of the time, and I ended up only taking 1 delivery. The ticket was for $16.99. The customer sent their pre-teen boy to the door so they didn't have to be embarassed by stiffing me.
I worked 3 hours, took 1 delivery, drove 5 miles, and made 1 cent.