That was the quote that started a very humorous exchange tonight on my 3rd delivery of the night.
I was at the door and the man of the house was flipping through his wallet for the cash to pay for his pizza. "The money's on the coffee table," a woman called out from the back of the apartment.
"What?" the man replied.
"The money's on the coffee table."
"What coffee table? We don't have a coffee table."
"Yes we do," she said.
"Which one is it?" he questioned her.
"If she says you have a coffee table, you have a coffee table," I suggested to the man. We both chuckled.
"Are you making fun of me?" the woman asked.
"Yeah because we don't have a coffee table," the man replied. "We don't even drink coffee."
"It's a good thing one of you 2 is leaving," the woman chirped back. Then she pointed out, "This one is the coffee table."
"I guess I have a coffee table," the man told me with a smile.
"Congratulations!" I told him after we had completed the exchange.
I had a much better night tonight, driving 6 hours, taking 15 deliveries, driving 47 miles, and making $38 in tips.
Today's Chevy Prism report: 107.9 miles on 3.099 gallons of gas is 34.8 miles per gallon.